To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

A Burkhalter Special is when one person diarrheas on your dih, the poop juices slip into the dih hole, then a new person gives you a footjob while the diarrhea covers your dih, and the end result leads to your getting an infection in your dih.
“How you doing bro?”
“Not good I’ve still got an infection from the last time I got a Burkhalter Special”
“That’s gross”
“Not good I’ve still got an infection from the last time I got a Burkhalter Special”
“That’s gross”
by MythicalGooner August 4, 2025

by Big Iran August 2, 2020

Guy 1: did you see Ronald McDonald's special intro against Colonel Sanders in M.U.G.E.N?
Guy 2: Yeah it was so damn cool!
Guy 2: Yeah it was so damn cool!
by Malleo Malleo September 10, 2022

by WeiNerWiZz May 29, 2025

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

Using a disabled or dead person, family member, or someone with a severe illness to farm upvotes or likes, usually found on default large subreddits.
Spamming a picture of some dude's dying wife? Man, that guy is really at it with the ol' Reddit Special.
by Mlpisbestshow July 4, 2019
