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unlimited timeout rule

The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.
Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?

Boyfriend: Only two minutes.

Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!
by jonnywords December 7, 2010
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Rule #3:16

Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.
I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.
by StillATriumph August 20, 2016
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California Cancer Rule

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.
by connorp04 December 7, 2018
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fuck you rule

The fuck you rule states that when used the person whom used it is right and the person on the receiving end is wrong no matter the circumstances.
You: 1+1=window
Nerd: actually it’s 2
You: the ‘fuck you rule’ states I’m right dickhead
by Wet chick July 14, 2019
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4 week rule

After coming out of a relationship. The time before you date anyone else
Damn i want to date cheryl but the 4 week rule
by TheHonestOne17 August 4, 2016
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Three Day Rule

When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.
Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."
by Truedat56343 August 1, 2016
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Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome
Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.
by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011
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