Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 05, 2020

Trunk Punch

Verb for anal sex. Pretty self-explanatory.

I trunk punched Emily last weekend.

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011

double fist punch

The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!

by Big D666 December 29, 2016

Tounge-punching

The act of repeatedly sticking your tounge in and out of a girls pussy

Friend- “Hey why didn’t you come out last night?”

You- “Sorry I was tounge-punching kelly”

by Scornch March 30, 2018

National punch Elliot day

Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him

Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day

by Billy bill32 November 21, 2021

Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible

“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”

by Toadman27 February 22, 2022

Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch

by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010