No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

by garnfeld October 6, 2020

piss-between-cars

Verb-urinating in street or parking lot while standing beside parked automobiles for cover.

Starbuck's was closed so I had to piss-between-cars.

by miss christine October 16, 2008

Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008

Piss baby doggi

Sesshy

The Piss baby doggi chewed on the shoe.

by 90sWaterPrincess December 15, 2020

after sex piss

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

by roundtuit February 9, 2018

antici-piss-ation

The problem you encounter where the closer you get to the bathroom, the worse you have to go.

Larry suffered great antici-piss-ation while trying to locate a rest area where he could evacuate his bowels.

by Shonamongus November 29, 2014