penis musician

The act of giving oral sex to a male!

"you'r such a penis musician", your so gay you penis musician.

by canogreatstuff September 17, 2006

Penis points

Unintentional bonus points given to someone of the male gender for being a person of male gender, typically used in dance competitions, exams, etc.

That dance has two boys... that’s double the penis points!

by Shesaidcyal8erboi April 17, 2019

lost penis

"Lost penis" is when you are caught humping a chick by a family member (usually a parent, in-laws or girlfriend and/or wife) resulting in an immediate boner killer and great shame.

Sally's mom and I where doing it in her basement when Sally caught us. Well I suffered with lost penis for about a week until Sally's twin sister started dating me.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

pickled penis

when a man has screwed too long his penis looks like a pickle.

pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long

by madeyoulooklikeafoolhaha January 2, 2012

internal penis

Used to focus on and hold the urine in, when a person or persons must urinate very badly.

I must use my internal penis to contain my urine in before I get home.
Best used when going somewhere in your car, and there is no where to stop to urinate, your internal penis will never fail... trust me

by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

Innie Penis

Where you push the tip of your penis inside of your skin around it the skin around it closes over it. Usually done out of boredom or as a creative way to masturbate.

Joe: Dude, I was really bored yesterday.

Bob: How so?

Joe: I don't know, no one to hang out with. I was SO bored I started doing an innie penis.

Bob: You never were the best with friends Joe.

Joe: I know.

by Mikiflyr February 6, 2014

Musical Penis

A sex game involving one man and several women. The object of the game is similar to musical chairs with the exception of the man's penis is substituted for the chair. There are a few variations in gameplay, such as the man lays on his back or is standing. Like musical chairs, while the music is playing, all the girls circle the man, and when the music stops, the girl who gets the man's penis in her vagina first wins the round. The reward for winning varies, but can include having sex with the girl first, and then waiting until the man is ready again. Play continues until there is one girl left. She is the loser, and typically must submit to having anal sex as a "punishment."

Sometimes, the game could be played as a sex matchup game instead, with an equal amount of guys and girls, and only one round.

Man:*in a room with a bunch of naked girls* Who wants to play musical penis?

Girls: Yay!!!

*they start playing*

Girl: Yes! I win! Haha! We'll be back in a little while!

*game continues until there is one girl left*

Girl: Aww dammit...I lose.....oh well! *bends over*

by Mr. Roflcoptergoes soisoisoiso May 4, 2011