Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

by TayRex April 17, 2010

Def monkey

1. to hollow out the inside of a hear no evil monkey statue for your pot stash.
2.also to keep hush hush on sertain topics or on need to know baseses conversations.

1. yo broa, pass the def monkey!
2. I forgot my sun glasses in there, where do you keep the keys to the shop? ...aaah, i put them under the mat... but put them back and keep it def monkey. i dont want anyone in there that shouldn't be in there!

by mark stunter May 28, 2009

pedal monkey

A person used to do mindless tasks like japanese child laborers. Someone capable of doing the stupidest taskes

person 1: This is so boring, get somebody else to do this
person 2: hold on il get a pedal monkey

by nah sahsen May 29, 2009

Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

Monkey Junkie

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.

I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.

by the fangirl January 23, 2011

monkey fodder

A large pile of feces that a group of eight or more monkeys have taken part in creating.

Person 1:"ahh man I just stepped in a large pile of monkey dung."

Person 2:"don't you mean monkey fodder?"

by kulelime January 14, 2011

Monkey Slinging

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.

Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.

by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011