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nada king

1. The nothing king
2. A king who's power extends over an empire of vacuous moral fabric.
Nada King likes to molest himself while watching porn and being bathed in a pool of warm child urine.
by Brett Bergeron June 11, 2006
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Meteos King

The coolest Counter-Strike: Source, HL2, and garry's mod player around. Also very popular on the face punch studios forums.
"I just finished playing with Meteos King! I beat him 17-5, but he was really funny"
by Alex Pirie September 26, 2006
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Martin Luther King

A black guy that said some words on a stage and somehow got into American History "I HAZ A DREM"
His "drem" was to not be called a nigger where ever he went.
Martin Luther King: "I HAZ A DREM"
Tana Mongeau: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Keemster: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Black Person in todays society: "FUCKING NIGGER"
by The_Right_Winger April 10, 2018
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King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.
by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016
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King K. Rool

The Kong Family's true nemesis in the Donkey Kong series. He's a giant kremling (crocodile) that enjoys stealing Donkey Kong's Banana Hoard, or kidnapping Donkey or Diddy themselves. He has been known to take on different personas, whether it be a boxer, a pirate, a mad scientist or regular kingly attire. He is also thought to be mentally unstable, which can further be proven by his mannerisms in Donkey Kong 64 and his large, very noticeable bloodshot eye.
DK: Oh, no! King K. Rool stole my Banana Hoard again!
by KNUP December 23, 2014
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King George III

King George III was the Great king of Britain and Ireland. Some see him as a Tyrant and others don't but as you can tell mainly Revolutionaries and just people who wanted to leave the Monarchy called him Crude names. The King wasn't as everyone pictures him in fact he usually wasn't the type of guy who liked violence and he only started getting violent after his Mental state started breaking.
"Dear, King George III I send you this letter because....."
by King George IV September 1, 2017
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short king spring

The term, which refers to men who are under 5'9”, has taken off after users pointed out a number of celebrity pairings where the man is shorter than the woman.
Tom Holland out here celebrating short king spring with Zendaya .
by Irene A. April 11, 2022
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