A josh is a big and fat he is usually really poor but has a lot of friends.
He would usually live in a small house and feel lonely all day.
But he is a really funny guy and he gets all the girls.
He would usually live in a small house and feel lonely all day.
But he is a really funny guy and he gets all the girls.
by Billy bob bum face January 2, 2019
Get the Joshmug. Josh(s) are usually very small, send you lots of memes and probably sit beside you in your geography classes in school, Josh(s) usually go for Evas, Millies or Cadhlas. There best friend is probably Daniel or a R name like Reuben or Ronan. Josh(s) think there hard but you know you could easily grab them and throw them against the wall. But, Josh(s) usually have cool long hair, sometimes messy
Megan: you know Josh?
Lilly: Yes
Megan: Don't you think you could grab Josh by his long locks and throw him at the wall?
Lilly: YESSSSS
Lilly: Yes
Megan: Don't you think you could grab Josh by his long locks and throw him at the wall?
Lilly: YESSSSS
by ToyStoryTurtle October 16, 2019
Get the Joshmug. by XxNiglexX September 22, 2019
Get the Joshmug. 
by Oh fuck this March 4, 2019
Get the Joshmug. A quite average size blonde kid who is a direct descendant of cliff Richard. he says some really silly & unintelligent illogical stuff. the definition of derp. hard to make friends, but those who he does make love him to bits.
people: *talking about bob dylan*
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'
Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'
^all actual events of a Josh.
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'
Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'
^all actual events of a Josh.
by blond_drumr99 January 26, 2014
Get the joshmug.