playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.
"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"
by definition mf June 9, 2021
Get the Jake Phasemug. The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.
by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.
First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020
Get the Jakemug. by Jake golbert October 30, 2018
Get the Jake golbertmug. A complete brainlet who has amassed an army of over 15 million horny tweens.
He also dresses and acts like a fucking degenerate.
He also dresses and acts like a fucking degenerate.
by Used tampon January 26, 2022
Get the Jake Paulmug.