De-cream

American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"

Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?

by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024

Boston Cream Pie

A Dessert and not what you are thinking of you incel

Jack: I had some Boston Cream Pie today.
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel

by Oklahoma_Man April 26, 2022

Creamed lobe

The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.

I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!

by Mcfukdagov December 1, 2017

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Ice cream truck

Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.

You want a SpongeBob popsicle?

Ice cream trucks are so lit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018