Chocolate chip pancake

A white nigga that has huge freckles the size of apples all over his body.

Dude 1: hey you see that new kid Isaiah that transferred here?
Dude 2: yeah he looks like a chocolate chip pancake.

by Seikinushi December 01, 2019

Chocolate covered pretzel

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal

Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub

by Salty Jews February 12, 2018

Chocolate Dipped Macaroons

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.

Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.

by Kerry Thomson November 01, 2016

italian chocolate freezie

When you get Nutella licked off of your balls while ice cubes are rubbed on your nipples

Guy 1: So, did Erin do anything special for your birthday?
Guy 2: Yeah! She gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie!
Guy 1: NICE

by gryph April 05, 2014

thick chocolate shake

The act of unloading thick (often chunky) feces into another's mouth for sexual pleasure. If The feces is runny, it's often referred to as "Soft Serve."

My girl took in my thick chocolate shake the other night, and she didn't even gag.

by Gaffcow November 27, 2015

Chocolate Swiss Roll

A procedure conducted during anal penetration in which during male ejaculation the female excretes her bowels onto the male reproductive organs.

Nathan - "I'm gonna bust a nut!"
Antneo - "Let me chocolate swiss roll you baby!"
Nathan - "Yes!"

by jamrag September 22, 2014

Chocolate milk boy

A white boy who tries to acts black.

Johnathan just came up to me and said ‘wagwan my nigha’ He’s such a chocolate milk boy.

by He trump July 10, 2018