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apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy
apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day
by MopMan_ November 4, 2019
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Apple sus

Something you say when you don't know what to say

When you don't know how to say "Apple sauce"
by colynoly July 6, 2022
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apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.
I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.
by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021
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cooking apple

A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.
I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple
by Garmo May 24, 2024
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
by Baatar March 16, 2024
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Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.
"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "
by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016
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crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
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