“Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!
by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023

by Coleslawamerican June 4, 2023

A punishment where one physically attacks or abuses someone to such a degree to the point where they are bleeding or have suffered multiple injuries, often serious. Sometimes accompanied by extreme insults revolving around being a shitty person
When I asked my girlfriend if I could give her abusive dad an American Punishment, she very enthusiastically said yes and that she’ll have sex with me 5 days a week if I did that.
by YuOfTheNight September 1, 2020

When you go beyond magyverng something. Fix something with duck tape, safety pin, paperclip or hot glue.
by HuStLeLaYnE23 December 14, 2021

A board game that smokes and made with paper fire work if you win as player 1 as muahlonnbe. Player 2 board game piece MEXIT TOEHUN blows up if you lose as player 2 as MEXIT TOEHUN. If player 1 lose then the board game say game over muahlonnbe. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBEXplosion board game live a board game that smokes explosions face to face off war battle street party talks to you. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 5, 2022

Tywan:Hey wheres Deandre
Sanita: He out hiking with his new frinds Jacob and Keith
Tywan:What! hes turning into a real African't American
Sanita:Not only that he ask me to just call him Andre now
Sanita: He out hiking with his new frinds Jacob and Keith
Tywan:What! hes turning into a real African't American
Sanita:Not only that he ask me to just call him Andre now
by Gentleneal July 3, 2011
