no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story
Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat
by zWolffy June 09, 2020
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Up top pic

by Jsnsjjsjsjajsjs August 03, 2016
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Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.
by hilarioyo November 16, 2015
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Top-Dog Finishing Move

During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.
Jessica: "Josh did the Top-Dog Finishing move on me last night, it was SO hot."
by Soonfald May 04, 2020
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Tin Top

Tin Top, what a simp.

Hear Tin Top, simping all the time.
by cupotea1234 April 19, 2021
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Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
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