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Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left
by brytor March 16, 2021
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hair

Something that eleven from stranger things doesn't have in season 1
"Wow, that girl has no hair"
by Yusairao February 1, 2021
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Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush
Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair
by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019
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long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.
“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023
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Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.
Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.
by Craig’s Fist April 20, 2018
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Wild Hair

A Boomer expression meaning random urge to do something immediately
"I don't know why Gretchen ate that whole bottle of Sriracha, must've been a wild hair,"
"Who is Gretchen grandpa? Also put your pants on!"
by Anotherdudeguy December 28, 2021
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