Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

ghost whales

A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.

*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017

Ghost anniversary

the date on which an event occurred in some previous year, but the event is something that doesn't exist anymore and haunts you.

Today is the Ghost anniversary of my first relationship.

by pbsh July 4, 2018

Ghost Bowl

When you go to smoke a bowl and it’s empty.

*hits bowl and inhales lighter gas* “WTF!!, Why didn’t you re-pack the bowl? You left me a ghost bowl”

by N3RM September 16, 2022

Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.

Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"

by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017

ghost toke

smoking the resin build up from an empty bowl or bong.

"man, i was couldn't get any chronic yesterday, so i had to hit ghost tokes"

by that roode guy October 20, 2009