The Sand Trap

When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell

Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy”

by Uejsbshfjs April 1, 2022

Chinese finger trap

When a man puts his finger on the tip of a man with foreskin and rolls the foreskin onto his finger.

“Hey man me and John are gonna do a Chinese finger trap later today.”

by Xananajen April 26, 2022

GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.

Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.

by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022

New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 18, 2022

Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

“Oh fuck off”

by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022

Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022

Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.

Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.

by IwearRompers July 14, 2022