fail gay

to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay

to fail at being gay

"wow.. what a fail gay"

by Onyx Lioness April 24, 2010

Ghost Gay

A guy who pretends to be gay just so he can stay in girls bedrooms when they are changing.

John is just a ghost gay and not a real gay.

by Phillipo March 14, 2013

Feral gay

A gay who holds such strong chaotic energy that they may have rabies and commit arson

He's such a feral gay, going out there committing crimes and making out with the same gender

by WhereamI???? July 8, 2019

gay-ity

adj.

1. State, quality, condition or degree of being gay.

2. gayness

(Not to be confused with "gaiety", a state of joyful exhuberance.)

That's so goddamn gay, its gay-ity is off the charts.

"He took me to his gay animal sanctuary, where he showed me all about the wonders of gay-ity."--South Park

by Gaylord Farquahar February 14, 2004

Gays the Word

a gay version of the grease song

We start believing now that we can be what we are

Gays the word, the word

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Gay-Chicken

To Face off with another guy and move their faces (lips) closer and closer together. The first one to turn or pull away from the other is the Gay Chicken.

Kirk and Jon started to play Gay-chicken. When they were just centimeters away from touching lips, Jon turned away because he knew that Kirk was totally committed to going all the way. Jon would rather be called a Gay-Chicken rather than Gay.

by Sting September 26, 2005

Gay Adam

A term often used to refer to, possibly, the most extroverted gay man you could know. It is preferred not as an insult, rather a more factual description, where any doubt is quickly put to rest.
Some say it originates from co-host Adam on the Nobody Likes Onions podcast, but this is not irrefutable. Other sources suggest it has come from a concept of the original gay, where Adam (as in Adam & Eve) represents the first human male that committed the original sin. Admittedly it's a slightly tenuous spin on the idea of Adam being the original.

My friend is so gay, it's crazy. Everything he does just shouts "Look at me, I am loud and proud.". In fact, he is unequivocally a gay Adam.

by PeterTheDictionary February 25, 2010