The Chris

A person that wears a Hoodie under a Hoodie!

Dude! liking The Chris style!

by redblueblur February 17, 2025

chris dang

A fucking autistic asian

Hey do you know niggas out here naming asians chris dang?
Wtf no

by Yeeteyeetyeet December 7, 2018

chris grail

The hottest sexiest moistest man alive... yeah yeah yeah... often referred to as Mr. StealYourGirl is 100% ok with giving your bitch the Holy Grail

Boyfriend: FUCKING HELL WHY WERE YOU JUST HANGING OUT WITH CHRIS GRAIL?!?!??? DID HE GIVE YOU THE HOLY GRAIL?!?!???

by MelaniaTrumpsPussyPopper February 7, 2017

Chris Rocked

Short for “Getting slapped by Will Smith”

You just got Chris Rocked!

by OpKingDimond March 30, 2022

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018

Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things

I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.

by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019