To declare yourself a "Milk Bro" with another buddy, the act of intercourse must take place with a female on the same or separate evening with the lack of a contraceptive. Note: Filling her tank is a crucial step in deeming yourself Milk Bros.
You slept with _____ ?? So did I bro ! Did you wear a dome? Nawh me neither ! So you filled her tank? ..... High five milk bro ! We're Milk Bros !
by Darko83 June 13, 2013
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by Just a smith November 20, 2023
Person A: If almond milk is made from almonds', then do they milk the almond to get the milk
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.
by Wojciech_Kowalczyk March 30, 2023
it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
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THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT
by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 05, 2021
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