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Pocketlilly

A pocketlilly is a creature found in the northern hemisphere, usually in Canada or Russia. They exhibit many characteristics exclusive to the pocketlilly specimen and can be easily confused with a Homo Sapien. A pocketlilly is distuishable due to the slight odour emitted from the nostals and belly button which resembles the scent of sour milk.
Although pocketlillies were once thought to be extinct, they now seem to be popping up all over the world wide web on sites such as Myspace and Facebook. Like vampirism, once someone is bitten by a pocketlilly they will undergo the pocketlilly transformation and become one. Since pocketlilly-ness is highly contageious it is advised that anyone entering the Northern Hemispere gets their anti-pocketlilly shots since being bit by a pocketlilly is fatal and irreversible.
"Did you see that pocketlilly over there? It just bit that little girl."
"Wow, that pocketlilly is evil and infecting the world wide web."
"Pocketlillies are vile creatures which confuse humans."
by JazzyHands February 19, 2010
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pockets

flappy and small awkwardly shapped boobs; often had by porn stars with out implants
cast of cleavagefield, who rub each others pockets
by isverysorrytojaaad March 7, 2010
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pocket plunge

when another girl(or guy)shoves his/her hand in your pocket and jacks you off
"Angie so totally gave me a pocket plunge in school yesterday."
by scrotom coat May 4, 2010
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Pickstone

N. A girl who insists her boyfriend is straight, despite his numerous statements and actions contradicting this. Enjoys cocaine.
V. To put odd toppings on food, such as jello on cheesecake.
1. Dude, have you seen that girl's boyfriend. He's a dancer, AND he's clearly stated he's gay. What a pickstone.
2. Did you just put honey on that burger? Way to pickstone it.
by Raymez2010 May 13, 2010
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Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.
"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
by ycart September 14, 2010
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Pocket Pashmina

Soon To Be Invented Mini Pashminas Carrying All Sorts Of Information To Help You Pass Exams.
1) *In Exam* Ask Pocket Pashmina For Help
by MexicanPotatoSalad November 5, 2010
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pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 30, 2010
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