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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

Whiney Baby Titty Pig

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..

Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..

by REBel Siren January 21, 2022

Cock faced pig fucker

It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.

You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad

You cock faced pig fucker get,out of bed.

by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018

Happy pig

A sloppy eater who is eating his/her favorite meal.

That happy pig is spilling Mac-n-Cheese on the ground.

by Kailey Girl November 8, 2015

pig in a blanket

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine

Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!

by Zero_X November 30, 2024

Pig in a blanket

Pig(s) in a blanket is slang for undercover cops

Is that a pig in a blanket? - referring to an undercover cop

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022