Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010

out his top

Crazy as fuck

That nigga out his top if he think I'm scared !

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 9, 2022

Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

Top Dawg

The zenith of humanity. An apex predator. An absolute unit of a human being that deserves the upmost respect. If you do not give them the respect they deserve, prepare to hit the dirt, because the Top Dawg Howl is coming.

Woah dude, Grayson's an absolute Top Dawg!

Don't you dare defy Grayson's wrath, he's the Top Dawg!

by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021

Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"

Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.

by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99

Top five oldest year 7s are very very young

by Aliminatory October 26, 2022