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Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.
Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader
by Entity010 August 12, 2022
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Jesus

Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus
by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 7, 2020
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Jesus

The SUN/SON LIGHT and SAVIOR of our world!
Nobody: Maaan it’s gloomy and rainy asf outside we need Jesus!
by Bocajnomis January 30, 2024
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black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus

Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
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man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what
by what king September 5, 2021
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Jesus

“jesus is our savior
by jesus🎀 February 18, 2021
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Jesus Christ

this is part two
So if we know that there is a God, how can we know that Christianity is the only true religion?

2) To answer this, I will use certain religions as examples. Firstly, we must know that Jesus has made himself part of every major religion there is.
Islam sees him as a prophet. High-level Buddhist scholars and the Dalai lama say that Jesus also lived previous lives and see him as either a Bodhisattva or an enlightened person. Hindu religious and political leaders acknowledge him as an Āchārya, Sadhu, or Avatar(there are more religions in the Religious views on Jesus page).

With all this information, we understand that almost every single religion these days has included Jesus in them in some form or another. They have accepted him as a wise man whose words we can trust, and yet Jesus' words for us are: "I am the way, the truth, and the Life" and "No one goes to the Father except through me.

All religions give credit to Jesus and yet Jesus only gives credit to himself. All religions point to Jesus being a part of them and yet Jesus points towards only one religion. So, if everyone says: "Jesus is part of our way", but Jesus says: "No, I am the only way" then that means that Christianity is the only true religion because Jesus' statement eliminates everyone else's.

And there you have it, through the use of intellectual reasoning and science, we conclude that both God exists and that Christianity is the only true religion. I hope this helps you somehow.
Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life
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go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
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