David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends

Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david

by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020

david zinger

infinite expansion

david zinger stop eating mcdonalds

by dictionary12133214 May 23, 2022

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020

Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.

Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

David Robertson

A strange creature that is know to prey on special need children

"Hey did you see David Robertson overthere"
"Yeah I think he's targeting some kids"

by Nick371 August 30, 2022

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025