Brain

When you are in deep thought about someone, and you start to miss them

Man: my wife gives brain every day

Man2: mine never does unfortunately, so I killed her

by Faxspeaker December 2, 2020

Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

Brain

Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one

that girl has no brain

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

Icy Brain Pause

A specific type of brain freeze you get from drinking Chatime Fros-teas.

My Chatime Fros-tea gave me an icy brain pause because I sipped it too hard.

by BubbleTeaFanatic June 5, 2022

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023