Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.

"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"

by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025

Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.

“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”

by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019

North Bridge Middle School

The lowest it can get. There is drug trafficing more trafficing constant cases of assalult and harassment, drug trafficing and fights. Brutal fights. Not to mention the pupils are constantly making out and hooking up, and getting into relationships too young. Its not like their mormon. over all this school needs major but i think it all comes down to one problem, liberals. Think about it, the liberals let ppl in and out or border with drugs which responds to my problem with drug trafficing. as for assault and harrasment, well look no further then Bill Clinton, harrasing people sexually. As for relationships too young thats their parents problem, a majority of which are in fact liberal. I would never let my daughter get into a relationship middle school age and im a conservative so liberals are the problem and have to go.

How to show your North Bridge Middle School Pride? Instead of smoking a blunt snorting it

by TonkerBall November 22, 2017

Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)

me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

by peepee222 July 5, 2023

A E Wright Middle School

A middle school in Calabasas, CA. It is known as the much more awful version of Lindero Canyon Middle School. It's famous for it's abundance of mentally ill students. For whatever reason, A E Wright tends to pump out students that threaten to hurt themselves or others either just for attention or they actually DO IT and it becomes a whole thing.

In fact, it is a common trope at Agoura High School that the drug-addicted burnouts of Agoura High come from Lindero Canyon Middle School, and that the mentally ill nut-cases come from A E Wright.

Talking about a kid from A E Wright Middle School:
"Did you hear what that kid did in art? Apparently he had a nervous breakdown!"

by plus-size albert January 2, 2021

Middle School

A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."

Or to sugar coat it for them

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 21, 2023

comstock middle school

stop pretending you care about suicide. but comstock is still better than battle creek schools

comstock middle school is better than battle creek schools

by grubby_ipad.kid October 9, 2021