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Jake Marston

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021
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jakes

As soon as we hopped on the eway, the jakes aint even wanna chase no more.
by liluncgettingtothefetti February 8, 2022
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Jake

"Heil Jake!"
by JustWizzy February 6, 2019
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Jake

Jake is simp of the year
by clownoftheyear December 26, 2019
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Jake

Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.
by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021
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Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
by Aezerix June 7, 2018
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jake singer

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families
Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.
by Sloss_ February 23, 2017
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