jake sommer

To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.

Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.

by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014

Jake

A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.

Jakes a lad

by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020

Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.

Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus

by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021

Jake+Aric

Real niggas. That's it

An that song so jake+aric.

by Holbrark February 5, 2017

Jake

Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3

Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!

by a random human :3 June 9, 2022

Jake

a grumpy dwarf

You're being such a Jake

by babygorlxoxo October 7, 2022

fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024