hot dog tits 

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.

"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"

hot dog tits by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Hot Mess 

An attractive person whose life is a disater and may lose interest in keeping up his/her apperance.

Britney Spears is in rehab again. She's such a hot mess.

Hot Mess by Kay B. November 4, 2008

Hot Rod 

To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle

Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.

Hot Rod by garytencents April 27, 2010

HOT PATE 

a bald guy with a cool, shiny head, that you can see your face in!

The chicks all go wild for my hot pate.

HOT PATE by Farenoch August 22, 2004

Hot Billy 

When you find a dude hot and others emphatically disagree.

My Hot Billy was totally wearing pink spandex earlier. So hot...

Hot Billy by M to the dizzy June 23, 2008

Hot Ember 

When you belch and a chunk comes up and gets stuck in the back of your throat where you can't choke it down or puke it up and it just lays there burning....

Ralph was struck speechless by a hot ember immediately following a buffalo wing - beer belch....

Hot Ember by Bonemanrides October 22, 2008

Hot bong

The act of directing foul-smelling odor, from a fresh source, to your mouth and nose with a megaphone or safety cone.

I did a mega 'hot bong' hit off the open sewer pipe, with a safety cone, after Orlando took a crap upstairs.

Hot bong by Bo Regard March 18, 2009