slap happy

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.

Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"

by flippedwaffle June 08, 2022

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Slap happy

Slapping the hands together as though you are happy and high on life for what you are doing at the moment, or what you are planing to do in the near future.

I'm slap happy because we are going to Mc.Donalds. Mc.Donalds is a "Slap Happy " place.

by Look0ut July 03, 2018

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Gay (happy)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: gay (Happy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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Happy Wacky

When you're jerking off and laughing at the same time.

"I got the giggles right as I was about to finish. It was a happy wacky."

by ConcreteDruid June 01, 2014

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Happy Leap Day!

Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!

Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!

by Mahrufur February 29, 2024

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