ur bro a homo

The only way to dogde all the other ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister

Each time this is said the Earth drifts 10 miles away from it orbit.

Carl: ur mom gay

Fred: ur dad lesbian

Maria: ur granny tranny

Derek: your sister a mister

Nic: Don't make me do it guys

Others: UR A PUSSY DO IT GAY CUNT

Nic: UR BRO A HOMO

*Everybody vaporises* *Earth collide with Jupiter*

by rhatguywhoforgottochardeupshen March 15, 2018

Cluck you bro

When you don’t want to swear in front of your parents because they still think you are a child.

Fred: Cluck you bro heck dude that bish cut me off
Mom: Wow you didn’t swear once.
Dad: We are so proud!
Fred: Dad I’m 26.

by *ShadowKnight* February 21, 2019

Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"

An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*

by Paxy&Tobz (तम्रर्लंअ अुय्रम) May 15, 2018

bro butt sex

Gay sex but its not actually gay because we put the word bro in it

Bro 1--"Bro, lets have some bro butt sex."
Bro 2--"Well you did say bro."

by BallsDeep69 June 17, 2014

Cool Pics Bro

A slang phrase used to describe horrible photos posted on the internet, mostly found on automotive forums. Due to major forums preventing honesty from being posted this is used to mask pure and utter hatred for what was posted.

Wow those are cool pics bro.

Those are DEFINITLEY cool pics bro.

by NemesisfromIA June 10, 2009

Bros before Moses

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Chad Bro Chill

A chill person that drinks and smokes weed frequently. He never fights and is always the life of the party. Can be found either on the beach surfing or drinking in sandals and a t shirt in the middle of winter.

Yo hes such a Chad Bro Chill he smoked all day on the beach

by Kilo42 October 10, 2009