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wally eye 

You are freaking me out with your wally eye. One of your eyes is doing its own thing.
wally eye by The Notorious NMG November 26, 2007
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Brown Eye Master 

A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.
BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.
Brown Eye Master by JRoemer December 30, 2007

XOR eyes 

When you're working through the night on a project, preferably one that deals with circuits, and you can only keep one eye open at a time.
Oh sunny sunrise,
You're a sight for XOR eyes.
XOR eyes by rajington December 30, 2007

wonky eyed midget 

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'
wonky eyed midget by twofat March 5, 2008

brown eye sty 

A homorrhoid, or large bulous vein popping out of your ass. Sometimes named Steve.
My brown eye sty is really irritating me today, do you have any Prep H.
brown eye sty by Pharisimo March 10, 2008

Fried Eyes 

Huge eyes, that look like Fried Eggs. Very hard to close, and makes people pretend their hard. Very funny to see someone with fried eyes.
1st Person: Wow look at them huge eyes
2nd person: They look like Fried Eggs
1st person: Hehehe FRIED EYES
Fried Eyes by Billy LongJohn June 9, 2008