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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage.
by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023
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Top rack apples

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"
by anonymous July 14, 2023
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Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024
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Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move
Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously
by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020
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Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.
Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.
by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022
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Apple

‘Apple’ or ‘Apples’ means white people. Mostly used for when describing white girls.

Originated in West London in the late 80s, it is most commonly used by black people to describe white people and white women.
“There were a lot of apples in the club.”
“I took home this apple last night. She was hot.”
by Cat Weazel September 30, 2019
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apple

by FfowDawg June 3, 2017
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