tom hunt

a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone

a girl sat on my lap and asked if my dick was a phone, i was such a tom hunt back then

by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018

To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

Tom felton

A great actor

"Dude, Tom Felton is such a great actor!"

by hihipotterhead August 8, 2024

Tom Bierton

A guy who is bald asf and likes to fuck little kids.

Look at Tom bierton fucking that little kid on top of a firetruck!

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

tom and solenn

yeah okay very cute very nice married couple forever. they love food and travelling and other stuff haha

yooo look at tom and solenn
damnnn they are the perfect couple
yeah bro

by totoyoyo January 25, 2025

Tom

For the boys!

Did you see Tom take the blame for the boys?

by Meganutsack333333 November 21, 2019

Tom Holland

Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute

Dang... did you see Tom holland? He was lookin like a snacc

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 1, 2019