Jesus

A trans man.

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! 😭😭😭😭

by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021

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jesus rips

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.

“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”

by Big egg unit April 8, 2021

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Jesus

Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.

Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023

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Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

😱:Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

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jesus pur

1. A person who loves to PK in the game of Runescape. | 2. Having a full friends list. | 3. #kool ftw. | 4. Someone who loves to play Zelda. | 5. To know where your front door is.

Guy 1 "Wow! He has been playing Ocarina of Time all day!" Guy 2 "Yea, hes such a jesus pur."

by Turglow June 23, 2010

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Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.

"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"

by Commonroses August 27, 2022

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