Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

Happy Realization

- a cognitive response, typically by someone of low IQ, of which realizes the simplicity of a seemingly complicated matter.

"After many attempts at screwing in a light bulb, I then realized the correct way to screw in said light bulb was to the right". It is in this moment I am experiencing what is called, "Happy Realization".

by Dave From Work November 11, 2022

happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

happy endvel

qcvel, kyanqin verj tal

vay, pizdec, happy endvel em uzum, lurj em asum...

by ughanyway November 22, 2022

Happiness

Sometimes an illusion that you think is a reality and sometimes a reality that you think is an illusion.

Dang, why don't I feel any happiness even after meeting with all those prostitutes???
Or
Dang, why don't I feel any happiness even after smokin all that weed???

by yourmum69ing November 29, 2022

happy typer

A happy types is someone who gains happiness by typing. They usually sit on an electronic device all day, and are probably an aspiring writer, if not one already. Most just like to write fanfiction

"Dude, Danny's always on his computer typing all day? Does he even get any sleep?"
"No, he's one happy typer!"

by Haha I evil April 21, 2022

happy little accident

1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.

1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.

person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex

father: you're an orphan we don't want you.

you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.

by La Thunderbird April 23, 2022