Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.

I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!

by Sylax6 December 21, 2025

Cruisin' around lookin' for dudes to blow

Ya know, when you're cruisin' around the block lookin' for dudes to blow.

When you are Nagy just cruisin' around lookin' for dudes to blow.

by Prometheus2010 December 29, 2025

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine

He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now

by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025

soda blow

unexpected event that happens way too fast

a soda blow turns someone so calm into a lunatic

by NevWasTaken January 18, 2025

Tiger Blow

Two men blow each other while riding a double dildo while one screams and roars at the top of there lungs, usually to show they are the top and the other is the bottom.

Yo bro, lets see who's the top with the top with the tiger blow method, heh..

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 5, 2025

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 11, 2025