Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

Straight yager

Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water

Oh that tastes like straight yager

by The brick people October 25, 2020

dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Straight like

What I'm talking about really happened.

Its real.

Have no doubt about what I'm saying.
For real.

I'm ready

Someone asked if I was pregnant today. I told them straight like yeah.
Whole time, I'm straight like yeah...whats up?

by juan anthony July 28, 2019

Straight Shamer

A person, usually queer, who ridicules, neglects, or shames a person for not being a LGBT individual.

TheQueerKiwi: hi guys, today we're going to be losing our minds over dumb straight people 🤗

TheQueerKiwi on YouTube is a Straight Shamer.

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 19, 2022

Yes Straight

A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes

Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight

by RoJoPotus May 16, 2019