A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 3, 2022
Get the Penis snake mug.The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
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when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake
by forkman11 March 12, 2022
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with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.
with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.
by Pom123 April 8, 2022
Get the Jaffa Snake mug.A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
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