Post

Noun: A proverbial term, often used to refer to one who was cool at a prior point in time but is now wholly lame

Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends

Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"

EX 1:
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?

Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.

Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?

"No I have to work tomorrow"

by It dfntly is like shes into it November 24, 2016

Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.

“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.

by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019

Post nuclear era

In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.

The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Anchor posting

Anchor posting is when someone with a problematic and or controversial accounts (usually far right ) posts something on the other side of the spectrum, pandering to a more moderate thus acceptable position so their accounts won’t get banned, making the sense of the word as putting an anchor so the ship won’t detach and get lost.

“You saw his post condemning the nazi regime i thought he was a fascist himself”

“Yeah, he doesn't actually believe that, he’s just Anchor posting so his account won’t get banned this time”

by Notorius DOSO September 19, 2025

post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".

I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

Posted Up

To stand with one arm straight down, with the hand outwards, and the other turned at your side to put two fingers on the inner elbow of the first arm.

"Mr. O'Brien is posted up with his students for this photo I am going to take."
"Sheeeeesh"

by Nomencreature March 7, 2022

post this on ig reels

means to post on instagram because the comments on instagram are more harsh

(cringe video idk)

Someone: Post this on ig reels

by sodaboba0 November 18, 2023