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pissed like a potato

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.
"man, Im pissed like a potato."
by KIKI274 September 15, 2007
mugGet the pissed like a potatomug.

Pissing like a Dentist

The term for a time during drinking when you suddenly need the toilet near constantly even if you have just been (also known as "breaking the Piss-barrier") Can also be applyed to non-alcohol related constant toilet trips but is mainly used describing when under the influence and alcohol is the cause.
Dan: Where do you keep dissapearing off to every 2 minutes.
Sam: Cant help it im pissing like a dentist!

or

Jason: Lets get in here.
Josh: Nah look at the queue lets go somewere else quick i feel like im gonna start pissing like a dentist!
by mEDan September 19, 2009
mugGet the Pissing like a Dentistmug.

Piss baby doggi

by 90sWaterPrincess December 15, 2020
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piss-between-cars

Verb-urinating in street or parking lot while standing beside parked automobiles for cover.
Starbuck's was closed so I had to piss-between-cars.
by miss christine October 16, 2008
mugGet the piss-between-carsmug.

after sex piss

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.
Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!
by roundtuit February 9, 2018
mugGet the after sex pissmug.

gentlemans piss-fruit

the quite stupendous display of ejaculated cream from the lads big cock.
guy 1 ' hey man, I was sooo gagging last night'

guy 2 ' you fuck your bitch up?'

guy 1 'yeh, she got gentlemans piss-fruit in the face'
by hank grolok March 7, 2012
mugGet the gentlemans piss-fruitmug.

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
mugGet the The Piss Disintegration Paradoxmug.

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