The town consists of 50% white trash alcoholics, 25% pedophiles, and the rest are mentally ill people that come from a complex near the Post Office. The people who submitted definitions on here are the old townies who can't come to terms with the shit hole their hometown turned into. Kings Park has more smoke shops and sketchy bars than restaurants and the only nice part about it is the High School field that was paid for by the tax dollars of Fort Salonga. AND THOSE PEOPLE ALL SEND THEIR KIDS TO PRIVATE SCHOOL. Fort Salonga is part of Northport (only about 20% of Fort Salonga goes to the Kings Park School District), Neighboring towns refer to Kings Park as "Gray Gardens". (referring to the movie about two old ladies that live in a falling down house that they still think is nice)
Imagine being the only ghetto town on the North Shore??
Imagine being the only ghetto town on the North Shore??
John: "Bro did you hear Kings Park just got "The Most Bars in 1 Zipcode" in the Guinness book of world records"
Joe: "dam, bro im not shocked, my cousin told me that the AA meetings in that town have a waitlist"
Joe: "dam, bro im not shocked, my cousin told me that the AA meetings in that town have a waitlist"
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by AceJeff August 4, 2025
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“Twin which school you go to”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
by chibiko August 13, 2025
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Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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Normally: oh, my buddy is quite the central park troll. He can add a beam of sunshine over any bad day
Pejorative: that whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Pejorative: that whippersnapper's a central park troll!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
Get the Central Park troll mug.A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
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