Poo

When someone need to go to the potty

I need to do a poo

by Poooooopands June 3, 2020

Domino poo poo

(In the theme of the dominoes advert - Dominos hoo hoo)

I’ve just had a Dominos poo poo - When your poo smells like last nights Dominoes pizza

Blimey, I’ve just had a poo and it smells like last nights Dominoes pizza. I’ve had a Domino poo poo

by Vic BW June 26, 2025

patrisha poo

a big uwu sempai chan of sexxy bitches

pussyly patrisha poo

by big gay icecream November 8, 2020

poo

brown or even other coloured sloppy stuff that comes out your bum.

child: mum i pooed...

mum: shut up!

by mynameischikychikychikychiky September 29, 2022

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

Leaky-poo

A type of dog that eats poop

That dog is a nasty little leaky-poo

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024