An egg, reference to the hooman. From the scheme called Lé Fudstone a rough type of life or death part of Kilbirnie. An egg is typically useless with no common knowledge or common sense, helpless and at least 5 pounds overweight.
She’s such an egg.
by Beino November 19, 2018
Get the Eggmug. Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008
Get the Egg-Hidermug. 
A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.
by Faseeha February 13, 2024
Get the Egg wastermug. When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
Get the Kinder eggmug. by milkypai July 2, 2024
Get the Egg-maxingmug.