Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

ape på crack

Eskil

Eskil er en ape på crack

by moiis October 4, 2020

cracked fucker

someone who has overdosed drugs and is actin a fool with they drunk ass

damn the hoe is one cracked fucker

by spriteuwulian November 22, 2021

crack-a-lacka

one who smokes the crack

Did you see Gina? She's got be a crack-a-lacka yo!

by mariafish69 September 9, 2008

cracked sinks

This is when you turn the water on to drip slowly for the water line not to freeze over

I cracked sinks so the water lines will not freeze tonight.

by Northlacountryman January 1, 2018

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

Crack mouth

a distinguishable feature on every crackhead. in which the crack head has a slim jaw and no teeth.

you can tell he's a crackhead look he has crack mouth.

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp May 5, 2018