that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

a comeback.

for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

by zanethecamel April 13, 2011

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021

Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.

He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.

by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about

bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.

by snekster69 April 29, 2022

I am a 22 year old female from Russia

I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.

Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.

by x_404_err0r_x January 27, 2021

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

Get yo old lady chancletas outa here

when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)

me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!

by the boring one August 7, 2019