texted off

to be told off via text message

i got texted off at 0630 this morning, and i bought the minutes! how rude!

by navygirl88 March 19, 2011

Off the grid

Living in a place where buses, trains, and supply lines don't run. When someone says you're on your own now Jack it's because you really are, even if your name is not really Jack.

Christy-Damn that's a nasty cut on your arm Jack, aren't you gonna go to the doctor and have them take a look at it? Oh yea, what was I thinking there's never been any buses or cabs out here off the grid.
Phil- You never cared that my name is not Jack or that I'm gonna die from this cut soon. You are the doctor god dammit I hope you know what you're doing!

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017

Snowing off

Bragging to others by putting snow on your car when leaving the mountains.

Robert: Look at that car, they are totally snowing off right now on the freeway.

by Robbro19 February 1, 2010

give off

To produce an unpleasant smell

When I went to kiss Sarah, her mouth gave off a smell of shit and I passed out.
Most 25 year olds give off the smell of a dying whale.

by Tonicoolguy May 15, 2016

Off chops

When something is too good to be true

Kenneth’s is off chops.

Amelia and Daniel are not off chops.

by yeeeeboiiiiiii May 24, 2021

man off

To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing.

Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man off in the corner.

After seeing a very attractive naked woman on the beach, Steve felt the sudden urge to man off.

by ezra j March 6, 2008

dumb off

When two or more people, usually corporate idiots, have an extensive argument over something that is well known, like gravity.

I heard Ruth and Curt arguing over how long coffee break policies should be, I think they were having a dumb off.

by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011