Mari is a very dumb person she stinks and is kinda thick but at the same time very flat oh and she is also very short.If you have a girlfriend named Mari break up with her immediately.Likes to sit things in her ass like sticks, penises and more..
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like toda..
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
by FlossBot April 23, 2020
Get the Marimug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025
Get the Marie 'Angie' Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Releasemug. The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
Get the The upside down Mary Poppinsmug. A school lunch lady who allowed the sexual abuse of her son, to maintain her relationship with her sister.
by anonymous March 25, 2025
Get the mary trupiamug. Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx
“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018
Get the Marymug. What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
Get the An Hail Mary Dynamitemug. Doing so much coke and molly and whip it’s on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning
Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!
by Ricksauce December 4, 2017
Get the Going full marymug.