Law List

It's like..uh,well.
*massive inhale*
Robbery
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Burglary
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Arson
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Kidnapping
Homicide
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Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
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Bribery
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Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
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Forgery
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Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
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Conspiracy
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Identity theft
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False imprisonment
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www.npr.org
Treason
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Shoplifting
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Violent crime
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Possession of stolen goods

Hey boo look at this law list.

by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

Law

The thing that holds people back from thier dreams and is rules for nerds

Police: by the name of the law let the hostages go!
Smart person: you can’t make me blah

by Carl the thinker January 7, 2023

The Morbius Law

After the release of Morbius (2022), congress passed a law requiring every movie to feature a character saying "It's (insert name here)-in' time!"

Guy 1: The best part of Barbie was when she said "It's Barbin' time!" then Barbed all over those bad guys.
Guy 2: Thank God for the Morbius Law.

by O' Chungus August 19, 2023

Lenz's law

When you are attached to a person in a way that when you try to meet them your body gives you bad signs as in bad butterflies and then when you decide to stay away and cut all the connections your heart longs for them and desires for them to be around cuddling with you and then you try pull them close again. You also want them away from you but also close that you can't breathe(I mean while kissing).

Conclusion: But when you pull them closer, your body reacts as if it's sick (in a bad way)
If you push them away you want their cologne all over your body

This never happened with me but with this one guy my body keeps applying lenz's law.

by Devilish ✨ August 22, 2023

Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023

Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator

Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law

by Count Spicula September 9, 2023