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New Jersey Junior Mints

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints
by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018
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Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.
Carter Jensen you have car in your name.
by SekuTard December 11, 2018
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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
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Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.
Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?
by lilSund February 9, 2019
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south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.
North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
by KiaraReid February 23, 2019
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South Jersey

It isn’t just any ordinary part of the armpit of the nation, it is very different

As a person born and raised in South Jersey, I may be biased, but this is the greatest part of this boring state. We are people who aren’t as rude as our northern counterparts, and for the rest, we are just a larger in size, smaller in population version of Philadelphia. Wawa comes to mind when thinking about us, and that is correct. In fact the city I was raised in had less people than 8,300 to this day, and we still have a Wawa, yet no main stores like Shop Rite, Walmart etc. South Jersey may as well be it’s own state, having a higher population than many states. We have about 1.75 million people, about the population of Idaho and larger population than states like Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware and we have a higher population than Washington D.C. Plus North Jersey depends on Atlantic City casinos either way and they will probably steal at least one of the casinos somehow.
South Jersey, the cooler version of North Jersey is where I live.
by User: Anonymous March 7, 2019
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New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
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